Whew

OK.

We got some Gorilla Glue, read all the warnings, and the new counter top is stuck on top of the cabinet.

The new sink is secured to the counter top after a round with a rasp and a hack saw and (probably not quite enough) caulk.

The new faucet works wonderfully, as does the water filter and the new drain. But most importantly nothing leaks.

Phew. I got some potato chips to celebrate and now I have to finish cleaning everything.

As I said to the check-out clerk, "...and nobody had to get nailed to anything."